"With Love" from Korea not Russia

My Husband Brad Hillstrom & I decided we are doing a world wide Theme Park Adventure Trip,this year of 2010

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1st we r going to dash to " Love Land".

A theme park that is located on Jeju island in South Korea.

HARK this Park is solely based on sex.

In ASIAN where OPEN Displays of affection, in public places, are not the norm, Norm is no where to be found in this world of wonder.

THIS THEME PARK WAS INSPIRED TO OPEN UP The eyes, the ears imagination and your pocketbook.

(Hmmmmmm some things never change )

It has over 140 sculptures depicting different sexual positions. Getting beer from the fridge for your loved one, is not one of them. Requirements to enter?

It is an 18 & up, theme park.

FYI. Hey Ladies calm down I am strictly speaking of an age requirement.

In case you do have to bring the little one, it does have appropriate play areas . Once again, I am talking about the children, ladies. It has interactive sculptures & movies as well as rides to shake you into bliss.

It is very popular 4 the honeymoon destination & that is how the park actually came to be. But hey, if you can't get to So Korea, there is always Las Vegas.

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Bon Bon! Who's There?
A Roller coaster that farts.

Next we are going to BON BON LAND in Denmark, It focuses on vomit & dog poop.

Hey & yo thought you just had to go to your neighbors house. Anyway, it has been described as the South Park of Parks of the North. Well that's what I thought.

Characters featured throughout the park look like they have been drinking too much & feel the need to vomit and for get to pick up after their dog in the park. There are even what we call “perverted” signs for areas such as the bathrooms, the rides & the saloons, where the boobs and butts of the characters are all exposed. Most of the rides are self operating, in other words, you have to push the button to start it. They don't want to waste payroll on employees that drink all day and sit there drunk just to strap YOU in.

Oh, & you never know if it is going to have a farting, vomit, or some kind of naked character on any ride or toilet you sit on, maybe instilling a sense of participation and conjure up the feeling to vomit yourself. But, hey, if you can't get to Denmark, there is always Las Vegas



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Commie World known as "Stalin's World," in wetlands Dzukija National Theme Park in Lithuania is the half-century of death & horror. For the park goers it is mostly reading about history & height or AGE REQUIREMENTS are not inforced BECAUSE THERE ARE NO RIDES.

Yup THIS RED PARK IS big on PROPAGANDA .

OOPS I mean education, & a little short on amusement.To get the REAL FEEL u endure a 2mile trek across a wooded built trail or walk ways, enclosed by barbed wire fences guarded by men who smoke and carry weapons in towers 4 that authentic Gulag prison camp feel.

Suppose it will be hard for Brad and Ito choose between the glowering stone face of Lenin & the sullen, unflinching stare of Stalin. So much to do!

All of the statues represent the men and women who influenced the occupation of Lithuania, oh yes um with the exception of Karl Marx.
My guess is that of the 46 sculptors who were commissioned, none could do fluffy beards. Every one of the 86 statues include a placard explaining the historical significance, which means reading and more reading, * a whole lot more reading; about tyranny, death and other unspeakable horrors.
Also hoping to jump on the capitalistic wave of nostalgia for Communism & no pun intended but Germany not wishing to be out done (note the Winter Olympics) is opening an East German Park ... A Park with a theme or replication of East Germany in the good ol' days, gone bye bye.

This Park will be complete with surly drooling border guards, maps with escape routes (come with a bag of Bread Crumbs) rigorous customs inspections, authentic East German mark notes, restaurants with regulation bland East German food and a lot of slapping in the face going on, for no reason.

Admission to the park is 102,913,201 Communist Fun Notes (which the US dollar exchanges with at a rate of 1:100,000,000),

So off to the Eastern Black for you my dears or hum, well, in 4 Years you have the Winter Games. SO Let the Games Begin.

Russia WILL Usher in the 2014 WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES and the fun starts all over .

WAIT WHEN DID IT START IN THE FIRST PLACE. OH WELL SEMANTICS.

But then if you cant get to Russia this Summer FOR a does of Red or in 4 years for the Olympics, while Obama is in office, there is always Washington DC.

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My Husband said he is going to have surgery tomorrow and have his ears sewn up , He said he has heard enough. (c)
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ART IS Art in all its art forms surrounded by even more art until you cant see ART NO MORE.

Art is the process or product of deliberately arranging elements in a way that confuses most people and appeals to maybe 3 or 4 people on the whole planet . They in turn pretend to be more aware of the 7 or 9 senses while up staging & belittling you with words like "fundamental concepts" & poo poo nah nah.

Art encompasses a diverse range of human activities, creations, and modes of expression, including pantie wetting, runny nose and fever. Take two aspirin and stay away from most forms of literature, film, sculpture, and paintings and call me after cocktail hour.

Modern art is what happens when the artist stop seeing girls and persuade themselves that they can create something better.

The meaning of that? I don't know but I have a better Idea . Girl on girl art.

Art is explored in a branch of philosophy The only difference between me and other artists is that is that I am.

Anyone moron can create art it takes an true artist to sell it or remember what inspired them to drink that much then pick up a brush with paint on it in the first place,

I know that I am a good artist as I admire very few others.

Well, it's nothing very special to admit that. So all I can say is Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, take up walking , and try to live together in peace with harmony next to people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of boobies to annoy anyone who hates those words and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get a reality show, and sleep with the camera man and show off your boobies in a video- that we just viewed in the back room while masturbating with the parking attendant.

Family entertainment? That is Incest and against the law. What they want is crap and in Americas we have it by the pant loads: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during Tupperware parties,the tops only as the bottoms are way to complicated except in Minnesota, babysitters recording the ride ride home and putting it on youtube, Grandma being stabbed with knitting needles by unattractive gay Republican candidates, vigilante groups meeting at Starbucks, in turtle necks that match, armed bands of art critics escorted to a red carpet event by mutant monkeys that used worked at MSNBC & CBS.

Where's the fun in ART? Oh, well, there we are. Occasionally you run across my art on the Internet & your fortune has turned & you get a second chance in life. Then to view my art just sends you into overdrive and your compelled to just call me and I'll sell you a piece of it.

Art I mean, you royal pervert

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Art is never,,,,,,,,,,, Dull or Ugly

All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat. All things rude and nasty, the Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, each little wasp that stings. He made their brutish venum, he made their horrid wings. All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small. All things foul and dangerous, the Lord God made them all. Each nasty little hornet, each beastly little squid. Who made the spiny urchin? Who made the sharks? He did! All things scabbed and ulcerous, all pox both great and small. Putrid foul and gangrenous, the Lord God made them all. Amen. MY FAVORITE Prayer from the meaming of life monty Pythons

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In LOS ANGELS, artist's have taken over street garbage in the sky & have made it pleasing to the eye

MAK Center for Art -Architecture develops local, national, international projects exploring the intersection of contemporary art & architecture. LA: Visit the MAK Center (Google :How Many Billboards?) overview of the show / Reception for the Artists, Saturday, February 27, 1-6 pm at the Schindler House / Take a Bus Tour

Tina Hillstrom says Gloria Allred: the queen bee of 'Staged Stunts' yet as much as she gets paid you would think a make over was in order, in this century anyway. Tina O said to friends" It was so cold in Beverly Hills last week that I cou;d have thought I saw Gloria with her hands in her own pockets !

Misandry Allred (nick name of one who has contempt for men) leaves most people yawning and running for Starbucks. No wait thats what she does anway either way it only her payday she is concerned with.

You can read that loud in clear from her eyes of ice.
Julie M. Thompson, a feminist author, coins & connects misandry with envy of men as well, in particular "penis envy", a term coined by Sigmund Freud in 1908, in his theory of female sexual development. So maybe it is for that very reason Gloria seeks out revenge, for what she can never have.

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Cosmo with the latest advise headlines of the moment & of course. right below L GG Cosmo is telling us where our G spot is. Oh thank God I thought is was Ga Ga. I am glad she is happy with her fame though her music is lame and if you don't believe in water boarding to torture the terrorists, just tie them up in a chair, turn on her music and they will sing before the first song is over.
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O'Reily did not say that Sarah Palin

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Balanced Bill was telling us that with all the advisers that assist Sarah (she has hired & pays) receives is a service merely informs Sarah of all the subjects in which the public wishes to have her COMMENT ON.

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As much that is THROWN AT Palin, Huffington could never hit a home run let alone play in the same field as Palin. So every time Huffington does play ball remember, she would be playing in the little leagues by comparison.

Huffington, recess is over, back to class.

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